Peepertunity 

An unexpected opportunity to peep at something or someone that would otherwise be unacceptable.

To sneak a peak.

"Quick chick peepertunity ladies: Check out Mr. Hottie reaching up and changing our office lightbulb. He's exposing his 6-pack and the top of his fluorescent green boxers!!"

"Dude! Sweet peepertunity! Check out the rack on Ms. Stacked in the low-cut sweater-she almost popped out when she dropped her pen on the floor!"

Peepertunity by pseuzieq December 20, 2009

Peepertunity 

The best opportunity to use the bathroom during a movie, usually when the plot slows down.

The big fight scene is over, I'll take a peepertunity now.

Peepertunity by YJ2252 June 27, 2018

Peepertunity 

Opportunity to urinate.

I’ll give the puppy an extra peepertunity before i leave for work today.

Peepertunity by Pollyetta October 28, 2018

popertunity 

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009

Poopertunity

The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.

"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"

Poopertunity by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006

propertunity 

A "proper opportunity"; a really good opportunity for achieving something, especially when discussing chances of getting together with a member of the opposite sex.

Yo man, as soon as I met her, I knew I had a propertunity to get with that girl last night.

propertunity by somemightsay March 2, 2009

poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

poopertunity by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008