popportunity

1. Blanket words describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving popportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

popportunity

the opportunity to fuck a virgin

"dude i was chillin with vanessa last nite and i totaly got the popportunity"
"oh yea? did u hit that shit"
"helzz yea son"

by jayla May 26, 2007

popportunity

perfect opportunity to knock someone the FUCK ouT!

yo that was the perfect popportunity to kick his ass!

by HiM October 12, 2003

Popportunity

The opportunity of the coolness of dads.

Friend 1: Hey your dad is really cool!

Friend 2: That my dear is called popportunity.

by To Fresh February 27, 2012

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011