pokertunity
an opportunity in poker.
with just this bit of luck, and a wad of dosh ready to be lost, all you chumps can wait for tonight is... a pokertunity to win back what you've lost!
pokertunity by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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faux-portunity
It's presented kinda like an opportunity, but there's always a catch, which is usually a demand for something you're not really comfortable doing, which would usually require great effort and commitment on your part, and would really only serve to make the other person look good (and probably momentarily at that). Oh, and you can't get the opportunity part unless you agree to the catch, so it's basically a hustle. Usually a faux-portunity is followed by a hyped-up promise that can never be delivered. In other words, it's a complete waste of your time.
faux-portunity by rockstarawesome June 10, 2009
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possertunity
possertunity by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006
Pertunity
- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.
- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity
or
--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.
--oh mann, it was soo hard.
- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity
or
--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.
Pertunity by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009
popertunity
A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.
Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009
Poopertunity
The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.
"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"
Poopertunity by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006
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