The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
by nylek May 06, 2009
The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.
Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.
Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.
Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
by Jocian August 11, 2014
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013
by -Office wife November 24, 2009
by Kya DolanTFan January 08, 2019
The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.
As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.
by cootpoot January 06, 2015