The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
by nylek May 6, 2009
Get the pooportunitymug. The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
Get the Pooportunitymug. Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.
Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.
Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.
Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
by Jocian August 11, 2014
Get the Pooportunitymug. Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...
Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013
Get the Window of Pooportunitymug. by -Office wife November 24, 2009
Get the Impactful pooportunitymug. by Kya DolanTFan January 8, 2019
Get the pooportunitymug. A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.
There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.
by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018
Get the Pooportunitymug.