possertunity
possertunity by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006
Words you can keep
popertunity
A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.
Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009
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Poopertunity
The opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.
"Dude, you must take this poopertunity, we're going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!"
Poopertunity by Mad Brahmin Disease May 6, 2006
poopertunity
The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.
When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.
poopertunity by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008
poopertunity
poopertunity by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012
poppertunity
For instance,
At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.
At the club, you see a fellow gay doing poppers, you walk up to her and say "poppertunity?"
If she is an self respectable gay, she'll gladly share her poppers.
poppertunity by The Dark Lord Julian September 19, 2016
Poopertunity
When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.
I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.
Poopertunity by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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