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Pootachè
When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.
Pootachè by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009
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pootache • poostache • Poopache • pootycheeks • poonache • poontache • Poontachet • pootasher • Pootched • pootycheaks
Poopache
Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.
Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.
Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.
Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.
Poopache by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009
Poostache
Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
potache
un jeune lycéen qui nage dans l'aisance d'avoir bonnes notes.
Se dit d'un élève peu doué pour la médiocrité.
Se dit d'un élève peu doué pour la médiocrité.
C'est un très bon potache que vous avez élevé là M.Phan (à la sortie de la réunion des parents)
Ce jeune homme est un potache remarquable.
Ce jeune GROG avait tout d'un bon potache jusqu'à ce qu'il rencontre son vieil ami de toujours...WEED !!!
Ce jeune homme est un potache remarquable.
Ce jeune GROG avait tout d'un bon potache jusqu'à ce qu'il rencontre son vieil ami de toujours...WEED !!!
potache by mathie@hero.ca(bis) February 2, 2005
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