Poopache

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Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

Poopache by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

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Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

Poopache by Heptagon July 17, 2016

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Pooparhea

When your feces is somewhere between hard and diarrhea. This usually happens when you are on a first date.

Yesterday Fred had pooparhea before his first date with his crush, C. It was chunky, yet water-like.

Pooparhea by poopgirl_pa August 17, 2009

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poopachoo

When one sneezes and craps ones pants at the same time.

Oh crap! I just had a Poopachoo!

poopachoo by bobwire70 June 10, 2014

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pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

pootache by leewee January 24, 2005

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poopachu

a version of pikachu, only made out of poop

little boy: mom look there's a pikachu
mom: no, son it's brown, that means its a poopachu

poopachu by poopachuisreal May 28, 2010

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poopachute

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

poopachute by steveodabevo June 21, 2014

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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