Poopache

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

by Heptagon July 17, 2016

Pooparhea

When your feces is somewhere between hard and diarrhea. This usually happens when you are on a first date.

Yesterday Fred had pooparhea before his first date with his crush, C. It was chunky, yet water-like.

by poopgirl_pa August 17, 2009

poopachoo

When one sneezes and craps ones pants at the same time.

Oh crap! I just had a Poopachoo!

by bobwire70 June 10, 2014

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005

poopachu

a version of pikachu, only made out of poop

little boy: mom look there's a pikachu
mom: no, son it's brown, that means its a poopachu

by poopachuisreal May 28, 2010

poopachute

The piece(s) of toilet paper laid down on the water inside the toilet bowl to prevent splashing against the butthole as the turd(s) break the water threshold.

" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."

by steveodabevo June 21, 2014