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Pootachè 

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.
When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè
Pootachè by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009
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pootache 

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long
how about u smell my ass?
pootache by leewee January 24, 2005
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Poopache 

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.
Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.
Poopache by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

poostache 

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.
Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?
poostache by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poopache 

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.
"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"
Poopache by Heptagon July 17, 2016
un jeune lycéen qui nage dans l'aisance d'avoir bonnes notes.
Se dit d'un élève peu doué pour la médiocrité.
C'est un très bon potache que vous avez élevé là M.Phan (à la sortie de la réunion des parents)
Ce jeune homme est un potache remarquable.
Ce jeune GROG avait tout d'un bon potache jusqu'à ce qu'il rencontre son vieil ami de toujours...WEED !!!
potache by mathie@hero.ca(bis) February 2, 2005
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