Poontachet 

A females genitalia

Hey Rob did you smell Amy’s Poontachet today? I almost passed out when I walked past her!

Poontachet by Motorboat69 October 5, 2021

Poontachat 

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

Poontachat by mavsfan June 30, 2008

Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pootache 

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

pootache by leewee January 24, 2005

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

poonstache by Jamed January 11, 2009

Pootachè 

When during the act of sexual intercourse, one Shits under someones nose and gives them a shit moustache.

When Michael got excited during sexual intercourse Jeffs mother found herself with a pootachè

Pootachè by Blair&Maddie July 8, 2009

poostache 

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

poostache by pc1018 June 1, 2007