poosu

A word Dave made up.

Dave : poosu
Tiff: ARRGH
Dave : lol
Tiff: poosu?
Dave : yeah

poosu by Tiff January 27, 2005

Poosu

Poosu is a way of saying pussy without being banned, censored etc. online

“Somebody come rail my poosu”

Poosu by KyberRen March 17, 2023

pooquet 

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

pooquet by doooosh November 5, 2009

playing poopsum 

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.

Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

playing poopsum by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018

Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.

I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.

Hokus Pookus by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009

Pooductive 

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Booze Poos 

A commonly used term in New Zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session.

It can also be described as liquid poo.

"Man I had bad Booze Poos this morning, It was like I was pissing out my ass."

Booze Poos by Daniel see. February 21, 2009