2 definitions by wordsmith_mcdaddy

Pooductive

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Bathficient

Being productive\efficient in the bath, similar to pooductive but in a different context. Waterproof cases may be required for this if using electronic devices - such as toasters. Reading medical journals not recommended due to heaviness and difficulty in keeping above water. Could also describe the act of washing oneself efficiently in the bath.

I was very bathficient today, I replied to all my emails, soaked and was dry within 5 minutes. No pruniness.

by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015