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When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.
'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'
Pooque by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012
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A Pooque is when you go for a poo, but instead just sit there farting. Often followed by wiping automatically, then realising you only had a Pooque.
" i just went to take a dump, but it turned out only to be a Pooque"
Pooque by Porkcrapper June 22, 2012
The poop you take prior to a main event or larger duece.
I had to take a little pooquel after that big meal even though I know the next one will be epic.
pooquel by superheat March 26, 2011
A fart that gets trapped while sitting and exits through the vagina.
"Dudeeeee! Did you just pooqueat!"
pooqueat by TCutta June 7, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022