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by whatchootalkingboutwillis July 15, 2022
Get the AirBn-beanbag mug.I was just in the bathroom and overheard my boss pretending to wash his hands; but it was an obvious ghost rinse.
by whatchootalkingboutwillis January 20, 2018
Get the ghost rinse mug.A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.
Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”
by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 21, 2022
Get the Selby Splash mug.I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.
by whatchootalkingboutwillis January 13, 2009
Get the GP-ASS mug.The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”
Rodge: “Can’t do it.”
Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”
Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
Rodge: “Can’t do it.”
Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”
Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
by whatchootalkingboutwillis October 26, 2024
Get the Irish Clog mug.Waiter: “Would anyone be interested in dessert?”
Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”
Alex: “Not me! Going to Ibiza in June so I need to make sure I’m glory butthole compatible.”
by whatchootalkingboutwillis September 10, 2022
Get the Glory Butthole mug.Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.
Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.
by whatchootalkingboutwillis May 17, 2018
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