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Hokus Pookus

When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
by Owlcoholics May 29, 2009
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Spitting Biscuits

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014
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