poosum

A much more feral type of the average Phalangeriformes which is more commonly known as a possum

That's a disgusting looking poosum up in that tree

by feral_rat August 7, 2018

poosum

A lovely snuggly black and white fluffy cat or kitten

What a lovely poosum!

by hyeemy February 16, 2009

Snow Possum

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.

We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga

by GibsDat February 9, 2022

Possum's Tangle

A sticky, problematic situation where the outcome is unknown and could lead to unforeseen consequences. A slang definition of a dilemma.

"I was trying to drive down the interstate but the traffic was terrible, then I heard there was a possum's tangle a few miles out."

"Everything was going alright that night at the party, but then when the cops showed up, we were in a real possum's tangle."

"Sorry I'm late, but I got myself into a real possum's tangle on the way here"

by dumpsterdiver8 November 19, 2010

patter possum

This is martial arts technique developed by Ryan Joseph Patterson and the Patterson brothers . Where an individual being beat mercilessly falls to the ground and lays in the fetal position and pretends to be dead in hopes that the beating will subside.

Bro you beat the fuck out of that dude! Is he dead ?? Nah, it’s a Patter Possum he’s fucked up though.

by Sacdeez55 October 5, 2018

roof possum

Domestic electrician. One that sticks solely to domestic work and lives in the roofs of homes, fearful of other types of work in the trade such as commercial or industrial.

Johnno couldn't work on that 3 phase pump, he's just a roof possum!

by Goat Standard 3000:2018 June 26, 2018

possum on a gum bush

A phrase one uses when he or she can't believe what just happened.

Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life

by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017