Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**
s**t tales supposedly relating past events, such as:
banecdotes: When you got shown
da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What
da Scarecrow'
s thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max'
s family during her
period as a nanny and/or Max'
s wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma'
s house"
klanecdotes: "The Five
Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer
internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on
Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:
nanecdotes: Same as
da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes:
Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside
da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes:
Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either
Boston Marathons or
horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel'
s adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter'
s book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a
hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience