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Poortelligent 

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.
Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded
Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005
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A term popularized by That Toy Guy to describe when a Transformers toy has the ability to poke its head out while it's in its alternate mode, be it as a jokey toy thing or a thing they can do by design, such as with X-Brawn/Wildride from RiD 2001 and Scourge from G1.
Did you know that the Kingdom Tigatron toy can do a goofy pooth by having it poke its head out in his tiger mode?
Oh, shit! That IS kinda funny.
Pooth by MillerMeister November 30, 2022

Poortarded 

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.
Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.
Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

Poorhammer 

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.
Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.
Poorhammer by Everplayer September 17, 2010

poortray 

To fail in the attempt to duplicate a great actor's speech, line or gesture in a film.
After watching Glengarry Glen Ross, he couldn't help but poortray Al Pacino answering Alan Arkin with, "okay ... the board."
poortray by Worgus June 17, 2008
a smoothie with the main ingredient being poo.
gosh, i sure could go for an ice cold poothie right now.
poothie by oatmeal157 February 24, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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