Poorhammer

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.

Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.

by Everplayer September 17, 2010

PROHAMMER

Baseball player who can hit for average and power using only natural talent and physical ability.

Kid: "Dude...Snider just hit for the cycle; he must be on somethin."

Other Kid: "Nah...the guy's PROHAMMER and that's it.

by swingpath March 3, 2010

poor-hammer 40k

"Warhammer 40,00" or "40k" is a table top miniatures board game produced by the British company "Games-Workshop". it has a fanatical following and has been around since the late 80's. "poor-hammer 40k" refers to a two fold situation concerning the devotees of this game. First, "40k gamers" have been known to be so addicted to the game that they spend their rent on miniatures. Second, "Games-Workshop" has a policy of annually scheduled price hikes on all their products.

" John can't afford a house yet because he's poor-hammer 40k."

by warrdogg November 12, 2015

Poonhammer

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer

Noun: A man's genitalia that resembles that off a hammer,that is employed by it's user as a weapon to assault vaginas (in a consenting manner).

1. The God and intellectual leader of scout.com/USC - public message board.

When he brought out the poonhammer Stacy knew she was in for a vaginal beating.

Poonhammer just owned Keen and Lono.

by JA Lau December 14, 2008

PROHAMMER

one who is with the --; revolution. (Hammer Revolution)

The opposite of PROHAMMER is ANTIHAMMER.

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kid: whoever did that is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
cooler kid: dude, swearing is for those who don't know how to use language well. try "PROHAMMER"
kid: whoever did that is PROHAMMER
cooler kid: fuck yea

by titofan(PROHAMMER) August 8, 2005

Porkhammer

The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.

I think I saw a porkhammer today.

by StormK1ller May 15, 2016