poothie 

a smoothie with the main ingredient being poo.

gosh, i sure could go for an ice cold poothie right now.

poothie by oatmeal157 February 24, 2009

pootie do 

1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.

1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?

2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.

pootie do by LaRhettie May 18, 2013

pootiegram 

a gift of flatulence and/or odorous gas bestowed upon an individual while he or she is performing oral sex

He: "How's this, baby?"
She: "oh, that's good! I think I have a special delivery building up for you."
He: "Yeah babe, give it to me!"
She: (while ripping a loud fart) "Pootiegram!"

pootiegram by Jen Johnson September 10, 2006

Pootie shickle 

It's a sensation of a fart going into your vagina so you have to move to get it out.

A: What happened?
B: I just had a pootie shickle.

Pootie shickle by gaybija October 7, 2019

doodie pootie 

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.

I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie

doodie pootie by crickety April 6, 2010

pootiewooskie

A woman’s vagina that has an unpleasant odor.

That pootiewooskie smells like two hobos butt fucking in the desert.

pootiewooskie by Realjohnayo December 12, 2018

poochies 

It's like '' bitches '' but in a non-degrading way.

Seb: Can't abide by demanding flat-ass Poochies.
Luke: Poochies?
Seb: Can't say 'bitches no more. It's degrading.

poochies by imactuallylonely October 10, 2016