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poontronage 

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.
Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.
poontronage by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel
I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus
Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

pooperoni 

poop that is reddish brown in color with a cylindrical shape representing pepperoni
Hey man, don't eat that, that's pooperoni!
pooperoni by madchiller July 28, 2006

Poptronica 

Poptronica is the genre of music that combines pop and electronica. It uses auto-tuned vocals, synthesized beats, and pop lyrics. It usually only takes one artist to create it. Computer skills are required, but musical talent is not.
"Hey did you hear that new song by Owl City?"

"Yeah, that's some solid poptronica!"
Poptronica by herewegosteelers October 26, 2009

poostronaut 

Arose out of such works as ass hat, ass clown, ass bandit, poo jabber and of course ass tronaut. A poostronaut is an insult for an ass hat or ass clown who will boldy go were no ass hat or ass clown has gone before!
1)"Dude, Dave is an ass clown..."
2)"No dude, Dave is a total poostranaut!!"
poostronaut by Jimmy-jimmy May 13, 2005

Pootronium 

Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.

Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.

It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"

Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."

Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Pootronium by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010