Pootron

1) The random expulsion of methane particles from the anus. Can be silent or audible, depending on the position and size of the buttocks expelling them. The odor also ranges from odorless to having the ability to leave you incapacitated.

*standing in a crowded elevator*

woman: Is it just me or is this elevator full of pootrons?

man: Close your legs.

by Amerikan Plage February 13, 2010

Pootron

1. anything to do with severe and/or unslightly feces, or defecation; 2. a word to mean anything that is incomprehensible or nearly impossible to specify;3. something unfathomable and/or ridiculous, (liken to Miss USA pooping); 4. type of deadly weapon whose lethality is proportional to its fowlness; 5. some device related to or used in defecation; 6. emphasis of insignificance

1. I cannot believe the size of the pootron in that toilet. 2. What you speak of is nonsense, a "pootron", so to speak. 3. Her face was of pootron design. 4. Pootron bomb. 5. You are a pootron hole; Release some pootrons (i.e. "drop some kids off at the pool") 6. "Neutron in the pootron", meaning something like "a drop in the ocean"

by Yuck-Yucky-san December 17, 2008

Pootron Bomb

A "silent, but deadly" fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. Worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill SBD, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. It's ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary - and feared.

The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.

The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.

Felix: Dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? Could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?

Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.

Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!

by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010

poontronage

Political support or a appointment given in return for sex.

Question: How did that no-name get the appointment?

Answer: Poontronage.

by LaughingAloud July 3, 2020

pooron

A insult that combines the words Poor and moron

Brano doesn't have $5 so casket calls him a pooron

by caskeet October 20, 2020

Pootonium

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011

Pooron

Moron & Poor mixed into one word, pooron. Typically used when someone is below the poverty line, and claims they have a lot of coin/cash, but in reality they are stunting for E-Girls & clout, AKA the average com skid that thinks they're hot shit.

Ay cuh, you a pooron, show funds.

You are a real life pooron.

by modpack December 2, 2020