Lethal man-made compound utilized for boosting the yield of an SBD, thereby elevating said SBD to Pootron Bomb level.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Pootronium can be created by ingesting several known combinations of legumes, cruciferous vegetables, and cough medicine.
It is theorized that Thai food, Hefeweizen, eggs, oats, and fresh basil can also be utilized to enhance lethality and boost yield potential.
Lawrence: <yawns> "What are you having for breakfast Eugene?"
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
Eugene: <sneezes> "Oh, I thought a nice heaping bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran and some left over steamed broccoli would help my immune system fight off this cold. The NyQuil I took won't be enough."
Lawrence: <face turns sheet white> "Sweet jumpin' Jesus Eugene! Good thing I'm working this morning. You're brewin' a steaming batch of pootronium."
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Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!
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Pogtonium is a chemical reaction discovered by rossboomsock
it's due to the amount of poggerness when someone is pogging
it's due to the amount of poggerness when someone is pogging
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. the pogtonium is created and discovered by rossboomsock
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Atomic weight: Variable
Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.
Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Atomic weight: Variable
Properties: entirely dependent on the story requirements of whichever science illiterate hack has been commissioned to write this week's episode of your favourite science fiction show.
Related to Unobtanium. The principle difference being that Unobtanium is usually the maguffin that drives the plot whilst Plotonium resolves the corner the writer wrote themselves into.
Dilithium is the magical material that drives warp drives in Star Trek and, despite the series having strong science advisors on hand, writers still tested in-story credibility to breaking point.
"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
"The Plotonium fuel rods have overheated and disrupted the flow of Unobtanium to the Maguffin drive....we're all doomed!"
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