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cock of pepperoni 

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni
Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.
Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

Spicy Pepperoni 

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.
Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.
Spicy Pepperoni by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel
I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus
Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

rest in pepperoni 

Practically meaning the loss of something with lesser or no value.
A: Oh no the mushroom fell off the cliff!
B: Rest in pepperonis.
rest in pepperoni by Disguyiscray January 17, 2016

pepperoni hotdog 

The action of flicking a female’s nipple until they become erect and the proceeding to insert the nipple into the tip of an erect male penis
Dude last night we pepperoni hotdoged with both boobies.
pepperoni hotdog by Tophmister August 15, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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