poopscrub

An abundance of good loot in the game rust

"Gets good loot" POOPSCRUB

by 1234 I'm at your door March 16, 2023

poopsclusive

To do something exclusively on the toilet.

Matt played through Pokemon Red poopsclusively.

by the_flying_dutchman August 20, 2013

poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.

I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.

by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009

poopscraint

The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint.

I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold.

by akilles13 March 18, 2009

poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope

by papa moyer February 28, 2011

poopcrun

When you sit on the toilet for too long without wiping. You get ass crunchies.

"Oh man, I was on the toilet for to long that I started to develop poopcrun."

by Linkmax August 7, 2006

Poopsturbation

The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.

Jacking off old school is nice and all, but poopsturbation gets me off in seconds!

by ein Kackspieler November 5, 2010