Poopsturbation
The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.
Poopsturbation by ein Kackspieler November 5, 2010
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poopsterbating by Apolloss March 2, 2014
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Poopturbation
1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.
2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)
1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.
2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”
Poopturbation by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019
Poosturbating
Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.
Poosturbating by Cheatachu April 2, 2008
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poopsturbating by orenbombs October 7, 2012
posturbation
If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.
posturbation by pteryakisan October 30, 2013
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poopsterbation by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011
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