poopscreen 

The old old legend of how kids get to be freckley. It is said that the child has a screen held over his or her face, then someone poops on the screen. Little drops of excrement seep through & fall onto the childs skin, thus making them poopscreened, AKA freckled.

ginger kid: you suck!
normal kid: shut up you frickin poopscreen!

poopscreen by kdsjfa April 25, 2006

Polyscreenomia

n. The condition of having way too many instant messenger screen names, generally under one IM service (e.g., AIM).

A disturbing trend is that newer IM client programs seem to be encouraging polyscreenomia by allowing multiple simultaneous connections with different screen names to AIM. This has been leading to extensive confusion and even fraud amongst IM users.

Polyscreenomia by RehabbedMacAddict February 1, 2009

poopscraint 

The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint.

I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold.

poopscraint by akilles13 March 18, 2009

Poop Screen 

When you hold your poop and then start to fart and your farts have to pass through a filter, or screen, of poop.

"Man my farts really stink right now. Oh yeah! That's because I Have to poop and my farts are passing through a screen of poop thus making them stinker. My farts are passing through my poop screen"

Poop Screen by Ewern December 20, 2011

poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.

I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.

poopscident by Shoxedone December 30, 2008

poopgreen 

taking a shit in heaven while your blazed out of your mind to the sky. THe shit being so heavy it falls directly into hell and hits a demon on the head, this demon in turn throws the poop back up to heaven, but it dosnt completely reach. No no no it gets lost on a crazy journey through time, space, and the atmosphere and saved a couple babies. But this poop dosth land once again in the blue moon of the seventh hour when frodo appears out of the mist of Gloorghoom, and emits a stench so dismal it makes even the most pure water... Turn into pure puresome. Or some might say PIERCE BROSNAM, JAUMAICA BOND, OR SHANNLEY LEANGLITHS. may also turn into Michael Smearington, bob bowboa, bob bowmanson, Norman the mormanwhoseborninafloorbinthemorninonhestartedwhorinmichaeljordan
onthefiftofmay.

God god initiated code poopgreen for his giraffe staff.

poopgreen by M.D. celeldothis July 24, 2009

poopgreen 

Poopgreen a species of poop indigenous to a toilet bowl. This species of poop is very disgusting and can also be found in homosapien baby diapers. Can also be a derogatory name for a generally undesirable person, much the way you can call someone a turd.

I was hunting for poopgreen today. I found a really good poopgreen and decided to throw it at Will's face. Boy was he mad!

poopgreen by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 24, 2009