poopsturbating
poopsturbating by orenbombs October 7, 2012
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poopsturbating
Last night I heard Mr. Winkles poopsturbating in the bathroom
Andy loves poopsturbating
Majority of guys have been poopsturbating
Andy loves poopsturbating
Majority of guys have been poopsturbating
poopsturbating by RandomPPL50534 January 29, 2014
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poopsterbating
poopsterbating by Apolloss March 2, 2014
Poosturbating
Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.
Poosturbating by Cheatachu April 2, 2008
Poopsturbation
The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.
Poopsturbation by ein Kackspieler November 5, 2010
Alabama Poopsterbating
Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.
Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.
Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?
Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?
Alabama Poopsterbating by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014
poopsterbaiting
Jacking off while taking a shit.
poopsterbaiting by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015
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