poopscraint Share definition Flag The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint. I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold. poopscraint by akilles13 March 18, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the poopscraint mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch