The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean
Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*
Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!
When you sit on the toilet for too long without wiping. You get ass crunchies.
"Oh man, I was on the toilet for to long that I started to develop poopcrun."