Definitions by Linkmax

Billy Mays 

The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean

Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*

Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!

Billy Mays by Linkmax October 30, 2006

poopcrun 

When you sit on the toilet for too long without wiping. You get ass crunchies.

"Oh man, I was on the toilet for to long that I started to develop poopcrun."

poopcrun by Linkmax August 7, 2006