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poopscum 

stupid,POOOP or name used to something if furious. from the name emma lipscum
that cat was being a real poopscum, so i yelled at it.
poopscum by Vanessa Hudgens September 30, 2007
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playing poopsum 

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.
Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

poopycum 

Poopy cum is where you take a nice shit then you start jizzing(cum) when the water hits your ass cheeks
When I was taking a shit I poopycum
poopycum by Poopycum March 3, 2021

poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)
Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...
poopcumber by Eranhuman August 24, 2016

Poopschmere 

<b>Poopschmere</b> (POOP-Shmeer) <i>adv...int...preposition...</i> No one REALLY knows what poopschmere means... Some describe it as: "A really awesome website," While others say it is: "The hight of sexual pleasure." No one will ever really know...
Poopschmere by Evin290 August 13, 2003

Poop scum 

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.
example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!
Poop scum by elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Poopschmere 

The meaning of life. A word which so surpases any other in any language ever.
"Horse on senator is the greatest Poopschmere ever" or "You're my little Poopschmere"
Poopschmere by Jon Ross July 28, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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