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playing poopsum 

Remaining motionless and silent in a toilet stall while waiting for everyone else to exit the bathroom.
Bathroom traffic was unusually heavy this afternoon and my leg fell asleep while I was playing poopsum.

poopycum 

Poopy cum is where you take a nice shit then you start jizzing(cum) when the water hits your ass cheeks
When I was taking a shit I poopycum
poopycum by Poopycum March 3, 2021

poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)
Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...
poopcumber by Eranhuman August 24, 2016

Poopschmere 

<b>Poopschmere</b> (POOP-Shmeer) <i>adv...int...preposition...</i> No one REALLY knows what poopschmere means... Some describe it as: "A really awesome website," While others say it is: "The hight of sexual pleasure." No one will ever really know...
Poopschmere by Evin290 August 13, 2003

Poop scum 

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.
example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!
Poop scum by elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Poopschmere 

The meaning of life. A word which so surpases any other in any language ever.
"Horse on senator is the greatest Poopschmere ever" or "You're my little Poopschmere"
Poopschmere by Jon Ross July 28, 2003