poopocracy

A system of government that has devolved or gone to shit.

Well it has taken Putin’s Pussy a very short time to transform the U.S. into a globally weak and ill-mannered poopocracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man

Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.

by poondoggle June 8, 2018

poontocracy

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman

Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.

by RickySpanish121 June 5, 2018

Pimpocracy

A form of government in which the head of state, the Super-Freak is in charge of maintaining the well being of the Territory, known as "the block" country of "The United States of F**k With This And Get A Lesson On How To Shine My Gators With Ya Ass." Modeled after such blaxploitatious films as Soul Plane, Shaft, Super Fly, and all Quentin Tarantino Films starring Samuel L. Jackson cussing. There is only one rule, Don't get high off your own supply, and several officials of state with duties varying from mainting the Peace( Secretary of Bust a Cap), Overseeing Health Care (Surgeon General of Stop Smoking That S**t), Assisting and mainting the Agricultural Economy (Chairman of the Sticky Icky Icky) and various other important roles. Bill Clinton will have some role in this government, im just not sure yet as to what, he hasn't called me back yet.

You'll see when Democracy is toppled by hard-working street corner and alley way hustlers, who will eat the rich and pimp the system.

by Paul August 24, 2004

Pornocracy

Government ruled by prostitues or harlots.

There was a brief period when Greece was a Pornocracy, however, these days, there are no Pornocracies left.

by Pornocrasizzle October 14, 2003

Pornocracy

A government characterised by the sexual misconduct of its leaders. A term of political alarmism, it has recently been applied to the regime of Silvio Berlusconi in Italy.

The reign of men such as Rodrigo Borgia, Silvio Berlusconi and Bill Clinton could be described as a pornocracy.
Whilst it is a slur, it does accurately represent the sleaze element of their respective administrations.

by Tyburn October 4, 2011

poopycracker

A cracker made of poop, salt, flower, baking powder, love, and anything els you can find in the toilet. Bake at 350 degrease for 10 to 15 minutes. A poopycracker can be used on an unaware victim thinking its a new kind of cracker.poophead poopy
poopily

"Hey, what are you eating?!"
"Its a new kind of cracker. I think its chocolate."
"Thats a poopycracker!"
"Aaaaaaah!!"

by Mia Lance McCruster February 20, 2008