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poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy

noun: poontocracy

a man controlled by vagina, i.e poon.

a man controlled by his wife or girlfriend of whom is typically a huge bitch

the lifestyle of a pussy whipped man
Man 1 - Where's Bill tonight?

Man 2 - He's at home watching the Notebook with his old lady.

Man 1 Jesus Christ. He's living under the grip of poontocracy.

Man 2 he is indeed a slave to the system.

Example two

Man 1 - My wife and haven't had sex in three months, plus she's a huge bitch about everything, I had to lie and say I had to work tonight just so I could come out.

Man 2 - You're living under a complete poontocracy my friend. You have my sympathies.
poontocracy by poondoggle June 8, 2018
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poontocracy 

poon·toc·ra·cy
noun
Relationship and or household controlled by vagina poon

society governed by the woman
Example:
Man 1, Hey is Phillip coming out tonight?
Man 2, His old lady said No. She's such a bitch. She has a total control of his balls.

Man 1, Poor bastard is living in a total poontocracy.

Man 2 He is a slave to the system.
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A system of government that has devolved or gone to shit.
Well it has taken Putin’s Pussy a very short time to transform the U.S. into a globally weak and ill-mannered poopocracy.
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Pornocracy

Government ruled by prostitues or harlots.
There was a brief period when Greece was a Pornocracy, however, these days, there are no Pornocracies left.
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Pornocracy

A government characterised by the sexual misconduct of its leaders. A term of political alarmism, it has recently been applied to the regime of Silvio Berlusconi in Italy.
The reign of men such as Rodrigo Borgia, Silvio Berlusconi and Bill Clinton could be described as a pornocracy.
Whilst it is a slur, it does accurately represent the sleaze element of their respective administrations.
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Politocracy 

A society or country run by elected politicians for their own benefit and not for the benefit of that society or country
We do not have a democracy, what we have is a politocracy
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Pornocracy

A period in the middle ages where popes acted most unholy... Oh my!
The pornocracy in the Holy Roman Empire led to many figures in the clergy to hold great orgies in the Vatican.
Pornocracy by Banana Hammie December 10, 2020
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