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Poopjerk

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The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.
Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk
Poopjerk by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

poopjerk

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The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.
Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "
poopjerk by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022

Poopjerk

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Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.
Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.
Poopjerk by Brettbeyer2002 January 16, 2008

poopew 

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A PooPew is when your shit comes out of the sphincter so fast it goes Pew. It is a rare event, but happens typically after a greasy meal, and no bathing for some days, it is also a specially shaped turd, with a dense viscosity.
Joe: I gotta take a shit man
Bill: Alright talk to you in a bit

*5 seconds to 4 hours later*

Joe: I shot my poop, through the toilet, amd onto the floor...
Bill: Sounds like the works of a PooPew adversary.
poopew by HiMom,HopeYou'reProud March 3, 2014

poojew 

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A Jew that is being a pooh, particularly a devin.
Pass me that knish you poojew.
poojew by elizzard May 6, 2009

poopjerk

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One who masturbates while taking a crap.
Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.
poopjerk by hardon69 October 13, 2007
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