Definitions by hardon69

poopjerk

One who masturbates while taking a crap.

Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.

poopjerk by hardon69 October 13, 2007

Owened 

Hollywood douchebags that try to kill themselves because they have obtained everything but death in life.

Why don't you go Owened yourself.

Owened by hardon69 September 15, 2007