A PooPew is when your shit comes out of the sphincter so fast it goes Pew. It is a rare event, but happens typically after a greasy meal, and no bathing for some days, it is also a specially shaped turd, with a dense viscosity.
Joe: I gotta take a shit man
Bill: Alright talk to you in a bit
*5 seconds to 4 hours later*
Joe: I shot my poop, through the toilet, amd onto the floor...
Bill: Sounds like the works of a PooPew adversary.
Bill: Alright talk to you in a bit
*5 seconds to 4 hours later*
Joe: I shot my poop, through the toilet, amd onto the floor...
Bill: Sounds like the works of a PooPew adversary.
by HiMom,HopeYou'reProud March 03, 2014