Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

Poopjerk by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

poopjerk

The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.

Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "

poopjerk by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022

Poopjerk

Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.

Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.

Poopjerk by Brettbeyer2002 January 16, 2008

poopjerk

One who masturbates while taking a crap.

Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.

poopjerk by hardon69 October 13, 2007

pooperkins 

1) a name reffered to your lover when you are talking to them on the phone when you are on the toilet.
2) a cheesy nickname when you are madly in love and need to use the toilet badly.

" I love you pooperkins, I got to flush the toilet now, bye! Love you!"

pooperkins by Kim- AKA: Windi July 24, 2005

Poop Jerk 

When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

Poop Jerk by Droyd April 5, 2025