poopjerk

The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.

Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "

by Roznerisafiend May 8, 2022

poopjerk

One who masturbates while taking a crap.

Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.

by hardon69 October 13, 2007

Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.

Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk

by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021

Poopjerk

Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.

Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.

by Brettbeyer2002 January 16, 2008