poopjerk

The process of pooping and jerking off at the same time.
Person 1: "Did you see Michael yesterday on his birthday?"
Person 2 : "Yeah, I saw him poopjerk into a garbage can at 3 am. "
by Roznerisafiend May 08, 2022
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poopjerk

One who masturbates while taking a crap.
Jorge has been in the can poopjerking all afternoon.
by hardon69 October 13, 2007
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Poopjerk

The act of masturbating and shitting concurrently.
Damn bro I can’t wait till I get home so I can take a poopjerk
by Garebear the carebear November 30, 2021
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Poopjerk

Poopjerk- Wehn you take a dump and then rub one out right after while your sitting down.
Dustin Brull poopjerked into the toilet.
by Brettbeyer2002 January 16, 2008
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