poojew

A Jew that is being a pooh, particularly a devin.

Pass me that knish you poojew.

poojew by elizzard May 6, 2009

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poojectile

When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.

"I tried to let one rip but ended up launching a poojectile instead. I had to wash my undies."

poojectile by not doing my essay November 21, 2005

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poojeet • poojectile • poojer • Poo Jew • poodew • POODEWO • poojaws • POOJE • poojean • poojwah

Poo Jew

Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.

Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.

Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.

Poo Jew by Poo Jew We Don't Want You May 1, 2009

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PoojaLeech (PoojaWraith)

At a Hindu temple, one who piggybacks off of another's paid-for pooja and services that the priest performs, by swooping in, trying to get all the benefits without paying. This is typically done to Brahmins by others.

The best way to deter a poojaleech is to not wish them badly, but if they attempt to feed off of your aura, bestow upon them all of your negative experiences, hardships, and misery, and they will wither and lose energy. Essentially, they believe you are blessed, but don't know your hardships and must be shown them.

Dude, last time I was at the temple, every time I prayed, this poojaleech (poojawraith) kept swooping in and trying to put her hands on the flame the priest was holding before me, and she didn't even pay for the pooja and I did!

PoojaLeech (PoojaWraith) by DevilTrigger April 10, 2019