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poojectile
When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.
poojectile by not doing my essay November 21, 2005
Poo Jew
Indian migrants who invariably act like Jews, claiming persecution/racism, being underhanded and not worthy of trust, claiming superiority simply because they're Indian and ripping off the locals.
Imran the taxi driver from Bombay who won't take a fare unless it is at least a 10km drive is a Poo Jew.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
Fucking Melbourne and Sydney are full of these stinking Poo Jew parasitic blow-ins.
Poo Jew by Poo Jew We Don't Want You May 1, 2009
PoojaLeech (PoojaWraith)
At a Hindu temple, one who piggybacks off of another's paid-for pooja and services that the priest performs, by swooping in, trying to get all the benefits without paying. This is typically done to Brahmins by others.
The best way to deter a poojaleech is to not wish them badly, but if they attempt to feed off of your aura, bestow upon them all of your negative experiences, hardships, and misery, and they will wither and lose energy. Essentially, they believe you are blessed, but don't know your hardships and must be shown them.
The best way to deter a poojaleech is to not wish them badly, but if they attempt to feed off of your aura, bestow upon them all of your negative experiences, hardships, and misery, and they will wither and lose energy. Essentially, they believe you are blessed, but don't know your hardships and must be shown them.
Dude, last time I was at the temple, every time I prayed, this poojaleech (poojawraith) kept swooping in and trying to put her hands on the flame the priest was holding before me, and she didn't even pay for the pooja and I did!
PoojaLeech (PoojaWraith) by DevilTrigger April 10, 2019
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poodew by lil d/drab March 1, 2011
Poojectile
When you have a large ass chocolate bar built up, and when you finally get the chance to release. There's no control over your sphincter.
Poojectile by SavBot May 8, 2015
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