poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

Pooprection

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

Poohfect

Something as perfect as Winnie the pooh, the silly bear from 100 acre woods.

These shoes are poohfect

by eric poohman May 31, 2020

poonfect

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

Poopfetty

When there is already fecal matter on a unused portion of toilet paper.

I went to the bathroom and I got some poopfetty.

by thestick169 September 28, 2009

poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

by Truth Online February 20, 2011