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A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

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Pooprection

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

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Poohfect

Something as perfect as Winnie the pooh, the silly bear from 100 acre woods.

These shoes are poohfect

Poohfect by eric poohman May 31, 2020

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poonfect

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

poonfect by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

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Poopfetty

When there is already fecal matter on a unused portion of toilet paper.

I went to the bathroom and I got some poopfetty.

Poopfetty by thestick169 September 28, 2009

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poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

poofect by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

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poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

poopfectionist by Truth Online February 20, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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