Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.
I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.
by Pure Pooetry January 26, 2018
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