poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poyfect

perfect

"I'm ready, let's go"
"poyfect.. sgo!"

by YuniQ9 January 24, 2014

PROFECTIONIST

A PROFESSIONAL AND PERFECTIONIST AT ONCE

The Profectionist was a perfect profesional

by suckdick69 March 14, 2009

poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

poifect

Perfect. Was pronounced that way by Curly in The Three Stooges t.v. show.

Hey, let's go to the Beach today. Poifect!

by Liberte July 28, 2006

poofest

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

by GlazeHer July 9, 2016