Poopfecta 

The act of pooping, brushing your teeth, and surfing the internet on your mobile device.

This is the ultimate form of human multi-tasking.

Chad: Yo man, have you seen Tyrone around?
Willis: Nah man, he achieved the poopfecta, he has transcended us all.
Chad: Damn, that cuz is something else.

Poopfecta by Pus The Fifth August 14, 2014

Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.

"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"

Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

poopfacial 

similar to a standard cosmetic facial, instead using fecal matter as the medium on the subject's face rather than makeup, lotion, etc. A more thorough version of the Chocolate Mustache.

Joe got so wasted last night and was being such an asshole, that we had to give him a full poopfacial; the Chocolate Mustache simply wouldn't do.

poopfacial by aquajerk/surly December 18, 2011

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

poopfect by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.

Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!

Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

Poohfect 

Something as perfect as Winnie the pooh, the silly bear from 100 acre woods.

These shoes are poohfect

Poohfect by eric poohman May 31, 2020

poonfect 

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

poonfect by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007