Poohfect 

Something as perfect as Winnie the pooh, the silly bear from 100 acre woods.

These shoes are poohfect

Poohfect by eric poohman May 31, 2020

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

poopfect by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

poonfect 

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

poonfect by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

poofect 

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

poofect by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poopfectionist 

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

poopfectionist by Truth Online February 20, 2011

Poopfecta 

The act of pooping, brushing your teeth, and surfing the internet on your mobile device.

This is the ultimate form of human multi-tasking.

Chad: Yo man, have you seen Tyrone around?
Willis: Nah man, he achieved the poopfecta, he has transcended us all.
Chad: Damn, that cuz is something else.

Poopfecta by Pus The Fifth August 14, 2014