Poohfect

Something as perfect as Winnie the pooh, the silly bear from 100 acre woods.

These shoes are poohfect

by eric poohman May 31, 2020

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

poonfect

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

by Truth Online February 20, 2011

Poopfecta

The act of pooping, brushing your teeth, and surfing the internet on your mobile device.

This is the ultimate form of human multi-tasking.

Chad: Yo man, have you seen Tyrone around?
Willis: Nah man, he achieved the poopfecta, he has transcended us all.
Chad: Damn, that cuz is something else.

by Pus The Fifth August 14, 2014