Poopfetty

When there is already fecal matter on a unused portion of toilet paper.

I went to the bathroom and I got some poopfetty.

by thestick169 September 28, 2009

poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

poopfect

A perfect shit.

Dude, you have to come see this! It's like a foot long, multi-colored & smells of last night. It's poopfect!!

by GlazeHer July 9, 2016

Pooplette

A tiny chunk of poo that floats in the toilet regardless of how many times you flush the toilet...

Dude....Laurel flushed and flushed but there was one little pooplette that would just not go down...

by Jakaykay April 28, 2009

Poopette

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

pooperty

Shorthand for poo property.

These are the poo properties, or pooperties.
This pooperty is a common among the carnivorous group.

by dunxrion August 25, 2013

poloprettyboi

Basically swagged out not to be confused with metro

Girl 1:mhm look at M.V.P again looking swagged out
Girl 2:of course guh he poloprettyboi
M.V.P:CHEA AYAYAY IMA TAKE YOU TO MY HOME..

by *LAMBORGHINI*M.V.P November 17, 2009