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poopcrap by jackalopehunter February 4, 2010
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poopcrap
poopcrap by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021
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Poopclap
A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks
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Poopcrastinate
{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018
poopcrash
poopcrash by demonbeaver October 5, 2013
Poopcrastinate
When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.
Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
Poopcrastinate by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012
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