poopcrap 

Something preposterous, to be ridiculed and ignored.

That description of Elena sure ain't no poopcrap.

poopcrap by jackalopehunter February 4, 2010

poopcrap 

poopcrap was originally an axolotl but now its just funny because clyde and poopcrap died

Rabbit: Hey, have you seen poopcrap?
Bunny: No, him and clyde are f**king dead

poopcrap by currysandwhichrabbit December 12, 2021

Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010

Poopclap 

A poopclap is what happens when a turd rockets out of your asshole and into the toilet, and the impacted water splashes onto your ass cheeks

Dude, I just had an awesome poopclap during 4th period!

Poopclap by sophiethebophie August 10, 2017

Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.

Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"

Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

poopcrash 

Verb. Entering a shop or restaurant in order to defile its bathroom.

Is there a Subway I can poopcrash around here? I really have to take a shit!

poopcrash by demonbeaver October 5, 2013

Poopcrastinate 

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

Poopcrastinate by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012