poopcrastinating

When you don't want to go back to work/whatever else you're doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at Facebook posts, Instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. - often far longer than it has taken you to actually poop.
This may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.

Poopcrastinating in its various forms:

1) I had a bunch of TPS reports I didn't want to do, so I poopcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.

2) I had a huge essay to write after I finished my Econ homework, but nature called and I proceeded to poopcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.

3) Person 1: "Where is Bob? He went to the bathroom a half an hour ago." Person 2: "He's probably poopcrastinating."

poopcrastinating by Michael Mittelman December 20, 2014

poopcrastinating

When you know you need to shet but you refuse to get up. You continue to hold your shit causing to you to have pain and possibly causing you to bleed from your anus.

Subject one: ahhh I really need to shit but I don't wanna get up.

Subject two: Oh no bro you are poopcrastinating. Get up and go take a shit.

poopcrastinating by Babbity2003 April 8, 2021

Like mate stop procrastinating 

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

procrastinating 

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.

seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

procrastinating by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

Procrastinating 

You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.

I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.

Procrastinating by master-procrastinator June 22, 2012

Procrastinating 

What you're probably doing right now instead of cleaning your room, doing homework, or getting ready for the first day of school.

What I am doing right now.

Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.

"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."

Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:

Procrastinating by aPseudonymer.. August 13, 2011

Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010