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Pooptrap 

The highly grotesque act of leaving excrement on the seat of a public restroom toilet, in hopes that a desperate individual will unknowingly sit in it and be covered in poo.
I left a pooptrap in the restroom at McDonalds and a fat man, rushing to the toilet, fell into the trap!
Pooptrap by The Ass Punisher May 6, 2010
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clogging of toilet by means of poop by previous user. The poop will be lying in hiding further down in the plumbing, making it undetectable by the eye and scent, until you actually flush and the rising water level will spring the trap.
1. Went to flush. Low and behold, the previous occupant poop trapped me.
2. I quickly left the toilet leaving behind a poop trap for the next user.
poop trap by John Oreen August 22, 2011

Pooptraction

When you get the urge to poop and it comes and goes in waves.
I feel a pooptraction coming on right now.
Pooptraction by Zinantha March 30, 2019

poontrap 

it is an unsanitary luring device located on a womans body also known as the vagina
Nasty Sally caught Timmy with her poontrap. He sunk so deep they sent out a search party. Boys beware of the power the trap has.
poontrap by connie fisher July 4, 2004

poopstrapped

Unable to do something urgently because of sitting on the toilet and pooping.
Mom could not prevent her child from going into the kitchen because she was poopstrapped
poopstrapped by busy_mom12 April 24, 2014
only the finest item ever!
id like one poopgrape please. ok thatll be $965485943923946586945843945064034586 million dollars
poopgrape by crawl January 14, 2008

poopcrap 

Something preposterous, to be ridiculed and ignored.
That description of Elena sure ain't no poopcrap.
poopcrap by jackalopehunter February 4, 2010
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