Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.

Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!

Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010

poopcrastination 

when you know you have to poop but you delay pooping because you don't want to poopm

jeremy: wow, I've had to poop all day but i dont feel like going
ericka: now that's what i call poopcrastination

poopcrastination by poopcrastination December 26, 2014

Poopcrastination 

Putting off bowel movements for no obvious reason.

Do the do's deluding to the deuce.

My aunts prolapsed anus is a clear sign of her poopcrastination.

Poopcrastination by Pinky_F May 11, 2018

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003