poopcrash
poopcrash by demonbeaver October 5, 2013
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poocrastinate
Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010
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Poopcrastination
Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.
Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!
Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010
Poopcrastinate
{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018
Poochashmuckem
It's basically something... sweet. An endearing word used to describe the characteristics of a cute/sweet dog.
Poochashmuckem by sweetsmagee September 2, 2010
pablo poopcaso
The temporary name given to an individual responsible for leaving poop streaks on the porcelain after flushing down his/her stinky stool.
pablo poopcaso by wonderjelly May 19, 2016
Poocrastination
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
Poocrastination by Coatsey August 27, 2013
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