Top definition
When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.
Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."
by MeredithBVB June 11, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Poopcrastinate mug for your friend Jovana.
2
{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
by I did this. March 02, 2018
Get the mug
Get a Poopcrastinate mug for your dog Georges.