by craka-jak March 12, 2005
Get the poontella mug.Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.
For antonym, see poortarded
For antonym, see poortarded
by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005
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by HermesFranca January 3, 2009
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Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?
(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.
Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?
(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.
by Jazzler October 27, 2011
Get the Pootellah mug.1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.
poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.
poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.
by Barnold April 1, 2004
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Cameron Diaz is poontillious, but Scarlett Johansson is poonalicious!
by DrHowardF June 9, 2008
Get the poontillious mug.Ponteland is a small semi-rural village located 9 miles North West of the glorious city Newcastle Upon Tyne. Ponteland is what would be considered an upper-middle-class area in the UK. It is connected to a large and extremely expensive housing estate Darras Hall, home to many footballers from the surrounding North East clubs and people who can only be described as Cashmere Trash.
Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.
In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.
There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.
JC
Mummy and Daddy's money, second-hand Porsches, an elderly generation of snobs, ridiculous house prices and the automatic assumption that your child will go to Oxford or Cambridge define Ponteland. Yet it is still labeled as a wonderful place to live as is Darras Hall. Maybe it is a wonderful place to live but several decaying schools, the Chav filled Merton Way "shopping center" and a former council housing estate filled with what the prestigious people of Ponteland would call "salt of the earth" residents suggest against this.
In summary; Ponteland has the image of being middle class and civilized, but that couldn't be further from the truth. It is a shithole in its own right, dominated by social pressure, former criminals and the fear of not being accepted by your following middle-class brethren.
There's always someone doing better than you in Pontleland.
JC
"Fancy flying down Ponteland mate?"
"Nor nah, if I wanted to be judged for who I am I could just go to a courtroom"
"Nor nah, if I wanted to be judged for who I am I could just go to a courtroom"
by JACCAJ October 10, 2018
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