1)I can never cum from manual stimulation, so I always have Patrick eat me. 2)I told the old bitch to eat me when she cut me off at the light.
by Lisa April 15, 2003
1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!
by Yak off August 25, 2016
by Jay February 15, 2005
A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
by jsd9632 April 22, 2012
Telling somebody that they can eat your asshole, as well as an alternate version of telling somebody to go to hell or fuck off.
by sw December 20, 2003
by Luna Love February 26, 2010
if you say someone would eat you it means that you highly like that person, and that if they were a cannibal i would let them eat me.
by shiney77 October 01, 2018